Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
Тhе suреrstаr аsks а littlе girl tо sing “Yоu Rаisе Mе Uр”. Sесоnds lаtеr, thе girl brings dоwn thе hоusе
Fans of America’s Got Talent will undoubtedly recall Céline Tam, the endearing young Hong Kong native who was eliminated from the competition prior to competing in the finals the previous year.
You are undoubtedly curious in what happened to her after that.There is, however, positive news about Céline’s career. The young child was invited to a duet by German singer Helene Fischer, who also runs her own show.
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