So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Michelle Obama shared a super sweet anniversary message for Barack Obama.
Michelle Obama and her husband, former President Barack Obama, celebrated their wedding anniversary today. The couple, who have been married for 32 years, shared matching posts to mark the occasion. This year, they celebrated by spending time together at the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City. In the posts, they are seen hugging, smiling, and posing in front of Alvin Ailey dance posters.
“32 exciting years with my love! Thank you for always supporting me, standing by my side, and making me smile. I love you, @BarackObama,” Michelle wrote in her post. In the picture, they kept it simple, with Michelle wearing a matching tie-dye coat and pants, while Barack wore gray slacks and a coach’s jacket.
Barack shared the same photo, saying, “Happy anniversary, @MichelleObama! 32 years together, and I couldn’t have asked for a better partner and friend to share my life with.”
Fans of the Obamas look forward to the couple’s anniversary posts every year because they always share sweet messages on social media. Birthdays have also become special for them, often featuring cute moments on Instagram.
For their 30th anniversary, Michelle wrote a really sweet note to her husband, saying, “Happy anniversary to the man I love! These last 30 years have been an adventure, and I’m thankful to have you with me. Here’s to a lifetime together. I love you.”
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