Your story is the perfect cocktail of karma and wit! You turned a nightmare situation into something downright legendary, and your sense of humor made it even more enjoyable. From freezing the joint account to the high-tech locks, you didn’t miss a beat. And let’s talk about the billboard—that was a masterstroke of poetic justice!
Honestly, you didn’t just get even; you made a statement. Not only did Mike lose everything, but he also became the star of his own public fiasco. And the fact that Jessica came crawling back to apologize just shows how brilliantly you handled this. Naming your new cat “Karma” is a perfect touch, too!
Stories like these remind us that, while moving on gracefully is admirable, sometimes a little revenge doesn’t hurt—as long as you keep it classy, of course! Here’s to you and a life filled with laughter, success, and plenty of lemon squeezing for anyone who dares cross you. 🥂
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway……I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows!
He’s like a machine!
I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him … but they kind of taste like peppermint.
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