A good laugh: Wife left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation.

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation. Share

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

Owners of Some of the Most Extravagant Private Jets in the World

Celebrities often lead lives of unmatched luxury, with private jets as the ultimate symbol of success. These multi-million-dollar aircraft not only offer elite travel but also serve as customizable spaces reflecting personal style.

Celine Dion travels aboard her $42-million Bombardier BD 700 Global Express, ensuring “ample space for her entourage” and a peaceful environment that commercial flights can’t match.

Kylie Jenner, at just 23, spent $73 million on her Bombardier Global 7500, dubbed “Kylie Air,” featuring “custom pink lighting” and a full-size bed. Her jet doubles as a promotional tool for Kylie Cosmetics, with the brand’s logo visible throughout.

Lionel Richie and his daughter Sofia enjoy private air travel with Lionel’s Gulfstream G550, serving both business and leisure needs.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson uses his $65-million Gulfstream G650 for both work and family time, even changing his daughter’s diaper mid-flight.

Taylor Swift’s $40-million Dassault Falcon 900, personalized with her lucky number 13, allows her to travel in comfort while “creating a homey atmosphere” with fresh fruit and flowers on board.

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