Generally, we tell our kids to call 911 if they ever need help. But one child took the lesson to a completely new level!
The child was experiencing problems with his homework, so he made the decision to call for help. Since 911 was the only number he knew, he took up the phone and dialed it. Is it true that the people listed on this number are ones that need help? Indeed. I think he was right someplace, too.
The operator who was answering began asking the standard questions. Following a lengthy period of miscommunication, the operator discovered that the child truly had difficulty with math problems.
The entire phone call they had is available below. We were really amused by this and laughed a lot. The YouTube video is also available at the conclusion of the article.
Operator: emergency 911
Boy: I do require assistance.
Operator: What’s wrong?
Boy: Using my arithmetic.
Operator: Using your lips?
Boy: Not using my math. I must complete it. Are you going to assist me?
Operator: Alright. What city do you reside in?
Boy: I can’t do the math.
Operator: You’re right, I understand. But where do you live?
Boy: No, I’d rather have a phone conversation with you.
Operator: I’m not able to do it. I can dispatch another person to assist you.
Boy: Alright.
Operator: What type of math problems are you having trouble with?
Boy: These are my takeaways.
Operator: You must complete the takeaways, I see.
Boy: Certainly
Operator: Okay, so what’s the issue?
Boy: I need your assistance with my math.
Operator: Alright, explain the arithmetic to me.
Boy: Alright. What is 8 minus 16?
Operator: You inform me. How much do you estimate it to be?
Boy: I have no idea, 1.
Operator: Not at all. What is your age?
Boy: I’m just four years old.
Operator: Four!
Boy: Certainly.
Operator: What’s the next issue? That was a difficult one.
Boy: Well, this one’s here. Five things to take away.
Operator: Five minus five, what do you think that is worth?
Boy: five
Female: Johnny What are you doing, exactly?
Boy: I’m getting help with my math from the policeman.
Woman: Did I mention that I was going to call you?
Operator: The mother is here.
Boy: You told me to call someone if I needed assistance.
Woman: The police aren’t who I meant!
BRITNEY SPEARS CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE OUT WITH BEN AFFLECK IN THROWBACK PIC
Britney Spears recently shared a nostalgic photo featuring herself, Ben Affleck, and Diane Warren from the summer of 1999. In her caption, she claimed they shared a kiss that night, adding an unexpected twist to the picture.
The photo, taken at a party celebrating Britney’s album “…Baby One More Time,” has been circulating for years. However, Britney’s revelation about kissing Ben Affleck on that occasion is new and surprising.
In her caption, Britney wrote, “Cool pic of me and Ben Affleck and Diane Warren years ago!!! He’s such an amazing actor. Did I fail to mention I made out with Ben that night … I honestly forgot … damn that’s crazy !!!” She then teased about an untold story preceding the kiss but didn’t elaborate further, eventually deleting the post.
This unexpected claim raises eyebrows, especially considering that neither Britney nor Ben has ever publicly acknowledged a romantic connection between them. Furthermore, Britney’s memoir, where she’s been candid about various personal experiences, doesn’t mention this alleged kiss.
The sudden deletion of the post adds to the mystery surrounding Britney’s revelation. While her social media musings are often entertaining, this particular one leaves many scratching their heads.
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